Worthless Ponderings

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2009-11-10T13:00:24Z

09:22 @postsecret twitter.com/help/verified they only do this for victims of imposters. #
09:38 @stits The urinals were originally made of stainless with plexi backs so you could see the wall you were peeing on. #
10:19 @corymc5 Nice work. #
10:40 @stits Yeah. That's when I used it. After The California bought and re-opened the place, they put in the standard urinals. I don't know why. #
10:52 My latest masterpiece - Adam and Eve: bit.ly/OV2xf (NSFW, but tasteful) #
12:08 @draven US Bank. #
14:11 Vista is telling me it's gonna take over 100 years to copy 10gb of files to an external hard drive. twitpic.com/oxa1z #
16:36 Hoover Dam Bypass nears completion: bit.ly/2dUQkr #
19:23 My latest set for DeviantNation is live. Rocket - Neon Rollergirl twitpic.com/oyfnf #
20:13 @lisaluluquinn You always say nice things about my photos. Thanks. If you think you'd like a trial membership on the site, lemme know ;) #
20:20 Dragnet tonight was about LSD. They said that LSD would mutate chromosomes and we'd have a generation of babies with no eyes. Insanity! #
21:00 @zoogirltoo I hope they don't replace him with Sammy Hagar. #

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2009-11-09T13:00:20Z

08:41 Of note, it's actually called a "Star of David" and not "The Jewish Swastika" #
08:53 Practicing for the Superbowl of Craps. #
08:59 Surgery and medical museums are great. I didn't know there was a great one in Chicago. bit.ly/20SGZi #
10:16 Money is like water to the duck's back that is my bank account. #
13:05 You know, Shit My Dad Says is a great Twitter. So much better than if I had @thingsmymomtellsmeglennbecksaid #
13:12 The healthcare bill won't pay for abortions. I guess I'm ok with that. It's elective. Like chemotherapy. #
13:12 Chemo is murder. #
13:15 A lot of church people come to Sam's Club on Sundays. I rode my bike here. That totally makes up for having a hot dog for lunch, right? #
13:24 Instead of new versions of old cars, they should make old versions of new cars. Like a 1957 Prius. #
13:24 @jaimegirl I only came for lunch. And to pick up film. #
13:25 @jaimegirl especially when your soap container is made from ivory. #
13:51 Wow, Walmart actually has ammo in stock. Not much handgun stuff tho. twitpic.com/oszr2 #
15:08 Joe Lieberman can go piss up a rope. Opposing childhood vaccinations and a public healthcare option is unconscionable. #
15:49 Why date an amateur when you could date a professional? #
19:18 Nobody has ever been raped and murdered in a wooded area in Las Vegas, I can pretty much guarantee. #
19:20 If I could be sure that all of my future kids would be as awesome as Adrienne, I'd probably get top dollar for my sperm. #
19:33 Has there ever been a superhero whose transformation was created by a reaction between his mutated DNA and THC? #
19:48 @sylviadn oh wow, you can use those for hunting now? #
20:00 Why do personal injury attorneys have mentally challenged people give their testimonials on their commercials? #
20:01 @sylviadn it'd be good for looking in bathroom windows too. #
20:36 You Had Me At Heil: A Nazi Love Story #

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2009-11-08T13:00:36Z

13:17 I'm pretty sure boat shoes with tall white socks is against the law, but I'm thinking I could make it work for me. #
13:18 @sylviadn I think it'd probably be a deal breaker for me. I'm weird about germs. #
13:19 @samguss $20 at walmart will save you. #
14:02 @stits it's Vegas. That goes for any used car. I ran into a girl at a party who used to bang in my car all the time. Before I had it, I mean #
14:31 Here's my starfucker photo from Telluride. Me and Carrie Mulligan. Proper scan coming next week. twitpic.com/oo7qm #
15:40 @blam I find myself talking about your surfing adventures to people lately. #
16:18 @TMEPOL @sylviadn Pink is on Sponge Bob right now singing about scurvy. #
17:05 Where can I get men's sock garters locally in Vegas? Dept stores came up blank. #
17:50 @stits yeah, nope. I guess anachronistic fashion ain't what the big guys are dealing with. #
20:21 @richburroughs No support at all?! Bummer. I like how W7 can load storage drivers from any location during install, not just floppy like XP. #
20:33 RT @BarackObama RT @timryan House passes historic reform to provide health care for every American. #
20:46 Buck Rogers FTW: twitpic.com/opxc2 twitpic.com/opxdp #
20:58 @stits some space wizard. I don't know. I love watching RTV. I don't even want cable again. Haha #
21:36 If I ever murder somebody, I'm putting them into a deeper than normal grave, just to buck the whole shallow grave cliché. #
21:48 I'm wondering what the Detroitification of Las Vegas is going to be like. #
21:53 I wonder if AMW ever pranks people by making up a fake crime and putting up their friends pictures as the perps. #
22:11 Bill & Ted 3 would be played by dick cheyney and George bush. #
22:17 I wonder how many terabytes of information is encoded in Human DNA. Thats the real solution to biometric data cryptography. #
22:20 83% of Christmas Elves moonlight during Halloween. #
22:25 Secret Ivy League pact #1: Don't rape on the first date. #
22:26 I'm pretty sure Vegas is going to be the site of the Olympics of Poker in 2010. #

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2009-11-07T13:00:21Z

10:21 @stits European phones have had RFID readers in them for a while now. #
10:25 Not having cable has made no difference in my life. Except no Yo Gabba Gabba for Adrienne. #
10:50 @bfdeal There are worse superpowers than golf, I suppose. #
11:30 @katiewest Well, you know.... How do you find out what lists you're on? #
11:33 @katiewest Ah yes. Thanks! #
12:05 Do you ever take photos that you love so much, you don't want to show anyone else? This happens to me occasionally. #
12:44 I have two pairs of mirrored sunglasses, so now we can both look at someone we like when we talk to each other. #
12:46 @bob_coulter It looks like a behind the scenes shot from a tarantino film. #
13:33 @tellurideinside I wish. Haha. I like being funny at my own pace. I'd probably be a disaster on a high pressure writing staff. #
13:53 Ir really needs to be easier to manage Google Contacts. Things double up. Deleting or merging kicks me back to the top of the list. Annoying #
14:22 The Girl Paradox as explained with a Venn Diagram: bit.ly/2TgsfF #
14:28 Las Vegas Book Festival runs thru Sunday: bit.ly/UrrMd #
14:47 10 pictures I took at the Telluride Mushroom Festival in August: bit.ly/11nTkZ #
14:47 @Richard_Kadrey Good luck, man. Hope it happens and I hope it doesn't get ruined. #
15:35 Follow Friday is the Myspace of Twitter. #
15:45 @strobist was it Goliath Profession an his natural light blog, Availablist.com? #
15:46 @strobist or Hotshoe-ter? #
15:48 @Baileyjay88 umm, like last night when you made fun of Fat Kanye? Hahah #
16:14 @republicofjenn never too early for single malt. Much too early for the cheap stuff, Jack included. #
16:16 @michaelianblack that's what I was saying about fetishes. Like a foot enthusiast, or a diaper horse enthusiast. #
17:20 RT @samguss A week from today -- Deviant Nation Masked Soirée 2009 bit.ly/1UOmv7 #
17:22 @dr_meltron will you be working Tuesday? I was thinking of dropping by. #
17:24 @mattbuchanan go figure, people interested in good phones own a good phone. Crazy. #
17:25 @jaimegirl clutz? #
19:14 @dr_meltron Ah, ok. Well, have fun! :) #
19:17 @Baileyjay88 Beware of Dr's without long waiting lists. My friend's sister got hers done and wound up with frankentitties. #
19:18 @Baileyjay88 Also, you should crash this party tomorrow. Might be a bad night to to work :) : bit.ly/17uWLg #
22:41 The a-team (lowercase): twitpic.com/ol2ze #
22:42 RT @GaryJBusey I'd like to meet the person that came up with the phrase "Behind the 8-ball"...cause we need to party. #
23:45 Instead of hipster, let's call 'em closeted heterosexuals. twitpic.com/ol8lv #
00:42 Going out alone just feels like going to high school. I wasn't very good at that either. It's ridiculous how inept I am at being sober. #
03:21 Let's say you meet "the one", but she has herpes? What would you do? Purely hypothetically, of course. #
04:08 atoms in universe: 10^77
possible moves in chess: 10^120 #

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2009-11-06T13:00:27Z

07:27 It's like an Eames chair with agent orange birth defects: bit.ly/PpDeJ #
07:49 To Helen: A handbasket. #
08:12 @ClovenLife All money is someone else's money, when it comes down to it ;) Congrats. I'm out of the loop. #
09:01 Supposed to be a record breaking high of 84º in Vegas today. So nice to have 2-digit record breakers for a change. Haha. #
09:05 Holy crap! AddyLú just saw a Sam's Club logo on my glasses case and she says "That's where we eat, daddy." I'm amazed. #
09:20 Here's what I look like at 3200ISO with an F1.4 on 35mm (Thanks Alysin): bit.ly/1pxERs #
09:51 And the best part is, the three people I invited to Google Voice didn't even give me their numbers afterwards. Hah. #
10:15 @robotofu Or as I call it, strawberry and other junk. #
11:55 Got all but one roll of film back from Sam's today. The other roll is 120 C-41, so maybe they just didn't do that batch yet. Hopefully. #
13:35 My photos RT @jalopnik Fairlane Afterburner: This Is How It's Done SEMA jalopnik.com/5397968 #sema #fairlane #
13:35 My photos RT @jalopnik Best Mugen Product At SEMA From 1984 jalopnik.com/5398045 #sema #honda #
13:36 My photos RT @jalopnik Seibon Creates Two Carbon Fiber Bodies, Both Dumb jalopnik.com/5397840 #sema #seibon #
14:57 More photos from me at SEMA RT @raywert Sexism is alive and well at #SEMA: Booth Babes Of SEMA 2009 bit.ly/Rn4rz #boothbabes #
19:30 @andysandimas Prairie-Kraut #
23:57 Hey dumbass, next time you're in a toilet with three nakedish ladies shootin polaroids, remember to take the darkslide out. Your friend, You #
02:07 I actually have this board game. Anybody wanna come over and play it? bit.ly/1K2lJY #
02:20 @KJerzykPhoto I like your photos :) #

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2009-11-05T13:00:33Z

10:52 Day 2 of SEMA and haven't even seen a single piece of swag yet. #
17:20 @stits As in Corn on the Cobra. #
17:23 I need to start a blog that just involves sitting in press rooms and ridiculing those around me. I'm sure that would get heaps of traffic. #
19:32 @ClovenLife hold judgement until Bad Lieutenant. #
19:57 Sema sillyness: A scooter set up like a dragster. twitpic.com/obmwg #
21:19 @omniphiliac the world series superbowl of base-balls. #
21:34 When customizing a car, ask yourself: does this improve the appearance, utility or reliability of the car? If not, put the tribals away. #

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2009-10-19T12:00:09Z

11:15 Lunch @ Subway loopt.us/r62rng.t (PIC) #
11:30 Balloon boy falls down well! #
11:34 I think it's weird that Denver is warmer than daytona right now. 79 vs 65. #
12:15 Back at the creepy hotel again for a post apocalyptic pool party. The waves are kicking some ass today. twitpic.com/m130x #
14:45 Hog. twitpic.com/m1swr #
16:50 I wonder who gets the licensing money for Gummo themed skateboards. twitpic.com/m2dgd #
16:52 @XxlaloxX I'd really like to shoot with you someday ;) the pool party was cold and windy. When I shot there the other day, it was a sweatbox #
18:37 C'était un Rendezvous is back on YouTube for the moment. It's the best way to experience Paris in under 9 minutes bit.ly/11Dmxi #
18:59 Ok, Florida, you have me for one more day. #
20:33 @MissEmilyClaire I sent you the wrong URL the other day. Sorry: bit.ly/4mvuE4 #
00:02 Penicure. Like a manicure for the penis. #milliondollarideasamericaisntreadyforyet #

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2009-10-18T12:00:14Z

12:32 @MissEmilyClaire p&t don't come up on here but other stuff does. Freeshowticketsforlocals.com #
16:05 Assless chaps are like crotchless miniskirts. #
17:20 People who pay for parking lack imagination. #
17:23 It's kinda fucked up to have a motorcycle festival and then charge bikes $5 each to park. Motorcycles should never have to pay parking #
19:11 I invented a new dart game yesterday. I need to get a dartboard now so I can teach others & get famous like the mojo kickball dude. #
19:21 My new drink of choice: double whiskey on the rocks. It's like drinking a million years of cultural heritage. #
20:09 A NASCAR race was on tv and I thought it was live footage of a traffic jam. Why is this shit popular? Computers could replace the drivers. #
21:33 @stits that's what I used to think. It's somewhat compelling, even sober. I'm still dealing with the ramifications of this. #
21:33 @Baileyjay88 who did you shoot with? #
21:34 @omniphiliac jealous! #
21:45 Why does a depressant make people want to stay up all night and party? Weird. #
21:55 Dear Florida: your weather sucks. When you're not trying to sweat my balls off, you're trying to freeze them off. Leave my balls alone! #
22:27 @MissEmilyClaire Clark County Sheriffs card. Get there first thing in the am. Office is by Russell and Decatur. Fingerprintastic! #
22:29 @stits you postpone the inevitable. Don't be an asshole! Hahahaha #
22:38 @MissEmilyClaire never. I don't really go to that part of town. Larry's Villa is the closest place to me. I don't go to it either haha. #
22:47 Of all the celebrity sex tapes that never hit the tablioids, I'm glad that Robert Smith's was one of them. twitpic.com/lzrfk #
23:10 @MissEmilyClaire ehhh, strip clubs in Vegas don't really reward creativity. Crazy Horse 3 has sushi though. Imma check it out someday. #

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2009-10-17T12:00:17Z

08:48 It sucks, you know, taking really great photos and not showing them off for months. I've got stuff from a year ago that nobodys ever seen. #
10:21 Wow, Adobe is getting pretty vocal about no Flash on the iPhone. twitpic.com/lr4zz #
11:24 This is what Daytona Bikefest looks like right now, in terms of traffic. twitpic.com/lrewj #
11:40 @BaunFire haven't even left the house yet. Working on my plan of attack in the war room (toilet) #
12:27 RT @wired Well, it's all very clear now. Behold: Samuel L. Jackson explains Google Wave: bit.ly/2Ceztm #
12:31 I'm so excited that Apple released iPhone 3.1.2 that I want to cancel my shoots with hot naked girls and spend the day updating instead #lie #
14:03 @sylviadn maybe it's an updated version of the old update you denied. I'm not sure. What was wrong with the update? #
14:12 Today's location with Alysin: twitpic.com/ls56u #
16:01 Merlin Mann aka @hotdogsladies is a curmudgeonly geek with a Twitter that reads like @shitmydadsays, but 15 years younger. Good stuff. #
21:23 No cafes at all at Biketoberfest. Lots of off the shelf Harleys though. twitpic.com/lu1fa #
22:06 Just practiced doing 90° and 180° j-turns in a parking lot. Pretty fun. This Ford Focus is winning me over. #

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2009-10-16T12:00:16Z

12:03 Today's location. @ Treasure Island Resort loopt.us/lVBAXw.t #
15:38 Rain doesn't cool off Florida at all. It's crazy. Nothing changes but the wetness. twitpic.com/lnw5m #
15:59 FYI: Blowing through a stop sign in Florida=$151. #
16:19 1966 Chevy Impala Super Sport. twitpic.com/lo1zs #
16:56 I'm at this skater video treasure hunt thing. It's hard to explain, but very cool. And free tacos. twitpic.com/lo7a2 #
17:08 Little known fact, Gary Fong sells more Tupperware than Walmart. #
17:56 Probably as south as I'm gonna get on this trip. in New Smyrna Beach, FL loopt.us/vBq9tw.t #
19:25 Sometimes, I wonder if my purpose in the cosmos is to deliver bad karma to those in need. Like FedEx for jerkoffs. #
19:30 I got into the hotel today. One set of rooms was like a greenhouse. Everything covered in moss and molds. One room had ferns growing in it. #
19:37 @BaunFire exploring an abandoned hotel, looking for shoot locations. #
21:48 I cannot really imagine a level of white trash more offensive than what I've already run into. Is the panhandle that much worse? Really? #

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2009-10-15T12:00:28Z

07:48 @Lucyvonne11 don't forget to look at Virgin America. The best way to travel! #
07:59 @Lucyvonne11 don't forget to look at Virgin America. They don't show up on the travel sites. #
09:14 @VictoriaLeMeow did you get something removed? #
09:15 I'm way behind the curve on this, but I was pleasantly surprised to find Microsoft Sync in this Focus rental car plays nicely with my iPhone #
09:45 @VictoriaLeMeow what are you doing to them? I'm not at all up to speed on your current mods. Did you get the iPhone yet? #
09:46 @Lucyvonne11 awesome! Maybe we can shoot when you're in town? Will you be working AVN with Joanna or just hanging out? #
10:01 Being alone in someone else's house makes me feel like a ghost. It is a rare and comfortable state of being. #
15:05 People don't believe Obama has the best interests of America in mind RT @front_sight New blog: Worried About the Future bit.ly/mtUKp #
15:42 I spent all day sleeping. Now, I'm sitting on a bench looking at boats. I think I just turned 65. twitpic.com/ljljv #
15:55 @ClovenLife haha. No. And no checkers either. #
16:10 Jabba the Hutt's landspeeder would have been a Harley Davidson trike. Real men ride moto-Unicycles. #
16:20 Slacker-like freeform scenes, interspersed with staged standup comedy routines. #thenextgenerationofshittycomedyshows. #
16:24 Where did the word 'Janky' come from? Like Junkie+skanky? #
16:42 The Iraq war was a direct refusal by Rupert Murdoch by the president to give Saddam a reality tv show. CNN took the bid. #
17:02 Detroit should rebrand itself around my "Michigan Riviera" campaign. #
17:24 We are back at your apt after being poisoned by the riddler. The antidote has been found to be Milky Way kingsize bars. And maybe Yoohoo. #
17:25 I think I may have discovered a new talent: Skunk Whisperer. #
17:29 It is probably a mistake to fortify junk food with vitamins. It probably just makes your body crave candy because you never eat real fruit. #
17:44 The beat newspaper editors were probably History majors with Journalism minors. #
17:46 Idea for blacksploitation alt-porn site with black girls with tattoos softcore: DoggsGirls.com. Nerdcore: DiggsGurls.com #
18:48 I have fallen into 1986. Don Johnson is going to kick the door in. twitpic.com/lkbrs #
18:57 They don't sell 40's in Daytona Beach. 32 oz. Has to do it. Bonus million dollar idea: Barbershop quartet punk rock. #
19:23 if u can see past the glittery text and the 45 youtube videos on her page, there's a girl- she just needs to learn to keep her clothes on. #
19:24 @chesterdesmond I am the Florida yin to your Montreal yang. #
19:26 Written in invisible ink beneath every popped caller, the word douchebag is written. #
19:38 Banged like a gong. Banged by a gang. Her name was Chun Li. #
19:47 OH: All I've ever wanted in life was a skateboard, a drum set and a monkey. #
19:51 RT @bsdf yfrog.com/2o21688887j this is not a pipe #
19:54 You can tell when an art school kid makes graffiti, because the lines are all evenly applied and the words are readable. #
20:00 I want to make a wind farm that looks like a field of whirling dervishes. The electricity produced feeds the soundsystem in the field #
20:13 Her: I wanted to b a mechanic my whole life.
Me: what do you do now?
Her: I'm a cosmotolagist. Same thing. #
20:46 The police copter was chasing a kid on a bike. When they spotted us, the spotlight hit us and we began to waltz. It was a beautiful moment. #

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2009-10-14T12:00:12Z

08:29 Nice shot RT @telluridenow It's begining to look a lot like ski season...every where you go twitpic.com/ldlxd #
08:30 RT @liveBooks Polaroid plans to re-release a few favorite cameras/films in ltd eds :) Impossible Project will coordinate - ow.ly/u9R0 #
08:32 I'm in Daytona. The whole place feels like a bathroom after someone had a particularly long, hot shower. #
09:58 @bob_coulter dunno. I'm just here to do some shooting. Biketoberfest is this weekend and there's 4-5 local DN girlies to work with. #
12:21 Swimming hole in Altamonte Springs, FL loopt.us/l1RV2w.t #
12:46 The Incredible Bat Hulk twitpic.com/lemzo #
13:02 @stits yeahhhhh, you don't belong in politics. #
19:01 Alysin showed me an abandoned high rise hotel on the beach. I'm gonna go back to explore later. #
19:08 I'm debating: keep doing this photography crap, or dedicate my life to HO scale model trains. #
19:32 Skunk in the living room. Coolest pet ever?! It's like a fat ferret. Smells about the same too. twitpic.com/lg9bs #
19:34 @ClovenLife oh, you mean like female nudity. Yeah. Cause other than the conductor cap, there's no real dress code in my garage. #

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2009-10-13T12:00:11Z

06:30 Feelin better today. A little cruddy in the chest and a bit congested, but the nodes have gone back to normal. #
07:27 @ClovenLife what lens? #
08:29 Waitin for the Megabus to Chicago. in Indianapolis city (balance), IN loopt.us/6rLSvA.t #
08:34 Holy shit, there's free wifi on the MegaBus. No tables or footrests or electricity, but wow! #
09:21 RT @shitmydadsays "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them." #
11:04 Almost to Gary Indiana, my favorite ghost town. #
11:06 @VictoriaLeMeow shit, that's pretty exciting. #
12:12 I love this city. Even the cold is kind of cooler in Chicago. twitpic.com/la5vk #
13:38 Back in Chicago, waiting for my plane to Orlando. in Gary, IN loopt.us/82Ad_A.t #
14:19 These power outlet armchairs at Southwest are great, except for when people with no charging needs sit at them. #
14:40 Stupid Canadians and their Metric system Thanksgiving. I wonder when they celebrate the 4th of July. #
14:49 @FACLC thanks! #
14:59 @VirginAmerica hey, I booked a flight and my 20% coupon didn't stick. I emailed customer service a week ago. Can you help me? #
15:11 Trying to get this backup finished before my flight. Down to the wire!! twitpic.com/laxck #
15:23 @Baileyjay88 what about in the bathtub? Hi. #
17:52 Earth bound once more. in Orlando International Airport loopt.us/r-x4sA.t #
19:28 @BaunFire I'm on Terra Florida. Are we gonna shoot while i'm here? #

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2009-10-12T12:00:16Z

08:21 @LITHIUM_PICNIC thanks for the heads up. I'll cancel my affiliate account with NenaBlue.com. #
08:59 FYI, I'm on the lookout for a Graflex 4x5 camera if anyone has one for sale (cheap) or long term loan. #
09:11 Being cold sucks. I miss my heated toilet seat. Also, I think I wanna turn George Washington into the new Che Guevara. #
10:02 @bob_coulter nice work. More! :) #
10:27 @bob_coulter or, you know, put it in a ziplock bag and send me the $200 instead. Hahaha #
10:39 @muffinkitty I sent a cute girl over your way. She has these gray boots on. Hope she buys all your stuff! Where can I get an egg? #
10:52 Tuesday is going to rock for many reasons. One of which is the fact that I'll finally get to change my pants. #
10:53 @MissEmilyClaire tube top spraypaint stencil style. Or a wife beater? Have you guys name your house yet? #
11:04 @jetfightersdev what is the Vulcan Cannon redemption code? #
11:31 I dreamt that drunk people were having sex in my bed with their shoes on. I chased them out of the room with a fake Tommy gun. #
11:40 Relinked Loopt to Twitter. Yay. @ Starbucks loopt.us/J4d4Ag.t #
11:42 @XxlaloxX fuck you guys. :) you're ripping off my ideas before I even think of them! #
11:43 @XxlaloxX no. I think I forgot to mention that there was a party going on and I was in my underpants. Kind of redundant, I know. #
11:48 Now that I'm older, motorcycle sidecars appeal to me much less. They're still pretty f-ing cool, but I don't really want one. Weird. #
14:39 Bromance. twitpic.com/l676t #
14:51 Visions of Indy: Panties in the gutter. twitpic.com/l696v #
14:52 Visions of Indy: Cash Registers in a dumpster. twitpic.com/l69ck #
14:56 Visions of Indy: (w)Ron(g) Paul twitpic.com/l69wr #
14:57 Visions of Indy: Children are Adorable Monsters twitpic.com/l6a4f #
14:58 Visions of Indy: Vintage CB-750 twitpic.com/l6aag #
14:59 Visions of Indy: Barcodes replaced punchcards twitpic.com/l6ags #
15:00 Visions of Indy: Brandy at the Alleycat twitpic.com/l6alb #
15:01 Visions of Indy: Cute white people twitpic.com/l6asj #
16:22 Uh oh, swollen lymph node. #
16:56 @Sehr_Boom maybe a little. I've got a half gallon of chunky orange juice. #
16:58 I was just told that Taco Bell doesn't count as ethnic food. I beg to differ. Crunchwraps could not exist without a million years of culture #
19:03 I wonder how long it will be before Eric Estrada is selling property in Dubai on late night TV. #
19:25 Just got my Google Wave invite. Thanks @stits. Now, I just have to figure out WTF Google has in store for me and how to use it. #
19:30 The movie I did production still photography for is going to a film festival. Here's the trailer: bit.ly/2ae4Rg #
19:32 @Marcinhuu No invites on my account yet, sorry. #
19:47 Man, if I have H1N1, I'm never licking another elevator button in my life. #
20:47 @MissEmilyClaire Just like Blair Witch, I belive the film needs to be seen in the right environment and the right audience. I liked 'em both #
20:48 @SeanPoindexter True, at that point, what have I got to lose?! #
20:58 @MissEmilyClaire YES! What's up with those tiggles being in a bra 100% of the time. That ruined my suspension of disbelief. #
21:04 One day, I wanna go to the Tahoe Renaissance Faire anc camp out for the whole two weeks. I'll set up Ye Olde Boudoir Photo Hut or something. #
21:24 If I ever have a fat orange cat like Garfield, I'm naming him Brenda Spencer. She hates Mondays too. #

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2009-10-11T12:00:09Z

11:58 Two more nights in Indy. Bloomington tonight! #
12:00 @stits I'm really glad you aren't a voting member of the Illuminati Future Shaping Committee. You're a nut job. :) #
12:13 150 more frames of film to populate with smutty art. $77.99+processing. twitpic.com/l04cv #
12:55 Check this teaser trailer for a local Vegas gore film. It's rad. bit.ly/4bWIBG #
13:37 Adam Yauch says: one nun said to me "we do prayers and then you are better." so i've got that going for me, which is nice. #
13:47 Whore Makeup how-to: bit.ly/siaEl #
14:52 @JoannaAngel either that, or someone is going to revolutionize the movie distribution/profit model. #
18:08 Just shot Jay with some vintage bicycles. Pretty hot stuff. No samples this time though. ;) #
18:12 @TehNemo you're a weird kid, nephew ;) #
20:37 Nozimova and I just shot a set consisting of old truck, stockings, coveralls, loading dock and combat boots. Trust me, it works. #
23:12 Wow, this T-Mobile/Danger/Microsoft failure blows my mind. How does a major server like this have no redundancy/backup? bit.ly/rCMlE #
23:25 I used to have to split tips when I worked at Deja Vu. There were nights when we'd flip a coin to see who got to take home the single $1. #
23:32 @stw_foundation I'm going to send a donation your way shortly. Your adventure inspires me. #

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2009-10-10T12:00:08Z

09:09 Really, a Nobel prize, this early in the day? Kanye West probably should have won it. #
09:17 Two possibilities: A. I do not have a hangover. B. I am too hungover to feel the hangover. C. Profit. #
09:21 I bet this is a baaaaad day for Bill Clinton. He's probably gonna start hanging out with George Bush now, so he can bitch about Obama freely #
10:44 Last night, I found myself at a bar called the Mine Shaft, which I mistook for Gemeinschaft, which would be an accurate name. Look it up. #
11:12 Have you heard of Mojo Kickball? bit.ly/VVRGf #
12:07 Little known fact: Obama also got the Nobel Prize for Perfect Attendance as well. #
12:43 It's no CameraBag, but pretty rad! RT @strobist Whoa. Adobe Photoshop has released an iPhone app -- for free: bit.ly/vVaix #
18:53 Did some bondage shoots today. Now dinner with the Indy DN contingent. #
22:35 Why didn't the keytar catch on? Why aren't laptops made that way? #
22:39 Bacon might be a bad flavor for ice cream, but I bet honey glazed ham would be a hit. They could have Christmas milkshakes just like eggnog. #

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2009-10-09T12:00:09Z

08:38 I dreamt I was at a lunch with Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and one of my exes. I was trying to schmooze Bill with compliments about Windows 7. #
08:40 @mattbuchanan also, you cannot plug a power strip into itself and get electricity. #
13:20 Today's location: green shag carpet, wood paneling, retro banisters. I love it. Shooting Sinclair for DN. twitpic.com/kqvqi #
13:31 RT @blam Yikes RT "Ad revenue at Condé Nast may drop by $1 billion by year's end." is.gd/45w6c (via @editorialiste) #
15:19 @killbane name your cat Ms. Slut Muffin. Just call her Ms. Muffin, but always know her first name is Slut. #
18:16 A little taste of Sinclair (NSFW): twitpic.com/ks2y7 #
23:18 The only war I can win is one of attrition. I'm possessing of infinite patience. This is the superpower that allows me to fix computers. #
00:05 The way to abypnes heart is through their liver. Any other method is the scenic route. #
00:31 @omniphiliac see, this is the cultural insight I crave from a big city. #
00:32 @Sammie_Says gimme your tots! #

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2009-10-08T12:00:10Z

14:55 Don't judge anyone until you've driven across town in their car during rush hour. #
18:09 Sitting on a train to Indy. Just finished an interview with Alyssa for wearenowinspace.com. Killing time watching The Libertine. #
20:44 Finally watched Waltz with Bashir. Impressive movie. #
21:09 Almost done with this train ride. I'm on Eastern time now! #

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2009-10-07T12:00:09Z

10:47 I think I'm being phished by someone pretending to be an FHM booking agent. Unless poor grammar is the current state of new media. #
10:48 @Titania_Aelita that's a Catch-22. How can random dudes become your boyfriend if they can't chat you up on AIM? And show you boners. #
10:49 @stits curtiswalker@gmail.com #
11:01 @strobist activizor. Spooter. #
11:03 Why won't Glenn Beck go on record about the rumor he raped and murdered a young girl in 1991. It just makes us more suspicious about him. #
13:43 McDonalds is doing Monoploy and Build a Bear happy meals right now. Score! #
13:46 Never shave off your mustache during a full moon. If you do, it will rise fron the drain and kill you in your sleep. #
14:06 Real bikers don't have stereos on their bikes. They don't like anything except what you hate. They don't vote. Shock value nihilism, man. #
16:22 Made it through security without having to do a hand inspection on the prop bag. 3 more security checkpoints to go on this trip. #
16:23 @KimberlyKane bummer. Fortunately, it's only a $75-100 mistake. KEH.com and Ebay should prove me right. #
16:47 Next stop, Midway. #
17:00 Front of the plane: First Class. Middle of the plane: Coach Class. Back of the plane: No Class. #
17:02 @BaunFire yes, but first a pit stop in Chicago and Indy. I'll be in DB on the 12th. #
17:34 Plane is broken. Might have to get on another one. Maintenance doesn't stock the defective part. At least Southwest keeps us informed! #
18:03 Deplaned. Getting a new one. Running an hour late so far. Hopefully, Adrienne will pass out. She's running around like a lunatic somewhere. #
18:04 @lisaluluquinn that's one of the universal cultures. I've seen it everywhere. In Ireland they wore tracksuits though. #
18:16 Were being boarded by name now. It's like a Polish phone book. #

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2009-10-06T12:00:13Z

09:38 @CineVegas the Rancho Santa Fe at Rainbow and Rancho has been vacant for years. #
09:45 RT @janejett Check this video out -- Deviant Nation Masked Soiree 200 bit.ly/1UOmv7 (via @Gwindylyn) #
10:20 Ok, I'm sick of zombies, but if they did a zombie episode of Sesame Street, I'd approve. #
10:27 Right wing schizophrenia twitpic.com/kdt7p #
11:01 The only thing that keeps people civil towards one another is accountability. Anonymity brings out the worst traits and behavior. #
11:30 The complete shoot with Emily anc Chloe is up on flickr now (NSFW): bit.ly/6UTbu #
11:50 Free Rich Dad workshops in Vegas. Probably really rich Cougar hunting ground: bit.ly/283RqO #
12:10 @MissEmilyClaire Yay! #
12:42 I'd probably go to the gym more if they had couches to hang out on. Everybody just sits on the machines now. #
12:45 @Twiterski I'm using something similar to that, actually. The computer is definitely working a little differently now that it has 64bit code #
14:16 @MissEmilyClaire I'm packing today and then leaving for two weeks tomorrow. Maybe dinner tonight? Did Marcos come with you guys? #
15:39 @omniphiliac (just be sure you're a doctor in your homeland too) #
15:45 Man, it would be pretty awesome to show up to a drum circle where everyone had a full kit: bit.ly/3ptjtU #
15:53 So, if you downgrade your iphone, your backups won't go back on it. Maybe it was time for a clean start anyway. We'll see what I lost. #
16:33 @BaunFire Which service are you using? OnTrack? What's the price quote? $2k? #
17:50 I should get a 3D camera. They're fun, especially when the results are animated: bit.ly/72Wtt #
18:28 @OMGitsJessieLee Ladies in clown makeup? I never really got into ICP. #
21:40 @BaunFire I think I have an old dead hard drive sitting around somewhere with some old shit on it. Who knows what relevance it has now? #
21:57 One of my favorite models! RT @DeviantNation: New Set Posted: Sylvia - Chain Pearls bit.ly/GW5Ti - twitpic.com/kg719 #
22:31 @bob_coulter I like this shot a lot. #
22:35 @bob_coulter I'd get the Olympus EP-1 if you have $800. Otherwise, Canon G11 for $500 would be my choice #
22:41 @BaunFire I think I threw it away. When my last MacBook died, I threw the drive back in so I could keep the one I replaced it with. Oh well. #
22:43 @bob_coulter Yes, it has an interchangeable lens. Micro 4/3 #
22:45 @bob_coulter I don't know if Canon has one. Panasonic does. The GF-1. interchangeable 17mm and 14-45 lenses. #
22:47 @bob_coulter I don't have it. Haven't used it. Two friends swear by theirs. The images I've seen from it look good. Art modes are fun too. #
22:57 @bob_coulter You can talk about whatever you want, except for fabulous new ways to make money online, in just a few hours a day. #
22:59 @bob_coulter Also, I like the Sigma DP-1 and DP-2, but the lens is fixed. I like the idea of changing lenses. #
23:08 @bob_coulter I'm hoping to shoot with your model someday. We're friends on DeviantNation. She's got moxy. #
23:13 @bob_coulter Yeah, I know her as Bellz.. Guess she's Juli3 to you. #
23:25 If you buy Michel Gondry's new DVD on his website, he'll sketch your photo for $80. Kinda worth it? bit.ly/5Elu6 #

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3 to the D

2009-10-06T00:56:48Z

Some Polaroids

2009-10-05T17:40:50Z

At the Telluride Film Festival, I was able to get a few shots of people I'm a fan of.

Nicolas Cage - Actor

Jason Reitman - Director

Paul Schneider - Actor

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2009-10-05T12:00:28Z

05:47 @sylviadn I didn't know you were a hiker. Cool. :) #
09:17 Maybe rather than painting my bike, I'll just strip it to bare metal and keep it oiled? #
09:39 I don't get why motorcycles are so expensive. Why would any assembly line motorcycle cost more than a car? There's nothing there. #
10:24 @JasonReitman I really hope you're on my grant committee someday. #
11:17 Pics from Bikefest are up: bit.ly/1KXQFf #
12:46 RT @ericwareheim Shooting the new Major Lazer vid. Oh boy I'm excited. twitpic.com/k9omq #
13:17 @XxlaloxX not if you're British or Japanese. They sort of combine the two. #
13:26 Google Voice would be handy for homeless people. Google should donate accounts to homeless charities for distribution to those in need. #
13:49 One day, HP is going to make a 12 ink tattoo printer. Robots will take over that job too. #
14:27 If you're too stupid to drive, get a GPS. If you're too stupid for a GPS, don't drive. Stop at green lights because you missed your turn, NO #
14:28 @ClovenLife oh yeah. That's where I got the idea. Oops. #
17:37 All the drum kit you need. twitpic.com/kbb26 #
20:13 @MissEmilyClaire Utah has almost every type of habitat there is. You're getting close to Vegas! #
21:39 Oh no! Vino 100, my neighborhood wine shop is closing. When will the insanity end?! #
21:50 Second degree burn on my leg. Thanks exhaust pipe! twitpic.com/kc8hp #
22:24 So, if Flash is coming to every other smart phone, I think Apple is going to cave. I don't think it's going to compromise the app store. #
22:51 Gahh, I waited 6 months for my turn with Beauty and the Beast, and it's too scratched to copy. LAME! #
00:21 @robotofu Yeah, the Disney one. For Adrienne. #
00:24 @JasonReitman Here's that Polaroid I took of you in Telluride: twitpic.com/kcj8r #
00:30 Check out this portrait of Nicolas Cage that I did: bit.ly/tSJxC #
01:07 @killbane did you lose your phone too? Are you gonna take some eye-gouging self-defense classes? #

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Bikefest

2009-10-05T05:41:38Z

I got a few good shots at Bikefest. The rest are here.

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2009-10-04T12:00:21Z

08:09 @AlexVonBrewski near trop and Decatur. #
12:54 @BaunFire sorry for your hdd crash. I lose a drive every year. Spend $100 on an external for backup. All hard drives fail, eventually. #
16:38 Vampire devil joker socialist. Ohh, now I get it. twitpic.com/k5uto #
16:42 Not a cafe racer in sight. That kind of irritates me. Like Bikefest isn't in touch or something. twitpic.com/k5vl2 #
20:15 I got some good shots at the bike show. I'll have to hang out and process the HDRs before my trip. #
20:28 Of all the worst movies I've ever seen, Sleepaway Camp is definitely one of them. It could be fun with the right friends and booze though. #
20:34 @m1ssb4th0ry it's like a parody of itself. The girl looks like a young Sarah Silverman. So, so bad. The worst! #
21:06 Would Martian hold even be worth anything? Off-world mining is probably not logical. #
21:09 It's a good thing Daddy Warbucks adopted. If he'd has his own child, it would have been Dick Cheney. #

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